Of course that not all lawyers are without moral. However, lawyer jokes that gaze on their bad traits are known by public. Luckily lawyers itself seem to have high sense of humor, as they often exchange these jokes among themselves as an icebreakers. Below you can read some of the most popular clean lawyer jokes. Hope you'll enjoy them!
Collection of Layer Jokes:
Lawyer Joke #1: Lawyer's Heart
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital emergency room. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the room and says, "You're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want. One belongs to lawyer and the other to a social worker".
The man quickly responds, "The lawyer's!". The doctor says, "Wait! Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?" The man says, "I already know enough. We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the lawyer's probably never used his. So I'll take my chance with the attorney's!"